epic-humor:

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

tyranosaurus-banks:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

draculemihawks:

be careful what u wish for

thefresh-princess:

do you ever just break into your school to sing about your feelings

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap)