December 2010
Facebook has fallen. The secrecy of tumblr is...
Watchkittykittymeoww:
kristakeehus:
tipofmytonguebackofmylungs:
minispooners:
What the fuck.
ew. what has this world turned into.
O.o ohlord. THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING JOKE.
hahaha ew.
ahahah omgg wtf
fmylife:
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn’t my husband. FML
I don't consider a relationship kissing, cuddling,...
it's the realization that you're worthless to him...
November 2010
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.
Student: *stands up*
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?
Student: I'm not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
When you just can't get over how iCarly has a nip...
itwaswritteninfuckingblood:
You're on the phone, and you hear your parent's...
kittykittymeoww:
THIS IS LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE. fucking parents.
At some point, love is just like water. You would...
chiweed:
I’m sorry I just played dirty on your dashboard.
AHAHAHAH omg chii this made mai nite <33
