After proving someone wrong.
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
africans: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok)
Watching a movie with your friend
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me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
I hate it when
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When someone tells me they like me
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations but this is their face in reality http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/