September 2012
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up
When your parents accidently say something that sounds sexual
and you’re just like:
and they’re like:
via sodamnrelatable
When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.
Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
via sodamnrelatable
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES



